Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…
American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent’…after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.
Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these chicks are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into something they weren’t meant to be.
The problem with this is that they end up about as real as one of these toons at Trashy Toons…which I guess is good for this chick; cos in reality a hole like that on her ass would have her screaming bloody murder, not nagging at her man for slapping her too hard.
Dont know if you ever watched this movie from the 90s starring John Ritter where he was trapped in his tv going channel to channel…well of course like any such movie needs to do it included a part where he got turned into a toon and was in a toon world.
Trashy Toons is there to remind us that if you get stuck as a toon make sure you seek out the toon sluts of their toon world so you can get head from a babe like this instead of being in a less enjoyable toonland where you get an anvil on your head instead.
This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming…Mulligan’s Stew.
Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to…mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.
Everybody all over the world is starting to get ready for the Summer Olympics. Unfortunately this includes some left-wing spazoids…
These left-wing spazoids would be better served making the boring version of the Olympics (the Winter ones) more interesting by petitioning for sports like this.
Ah if only life could be like it is in the funnies; the world would be full of colorful people interacting in hilariously entertaining ways, and bleeding heart liberals would have a field day.
In this toon the victim has been empowered with the right to dictate what punishment her perpetrator has to endure. In typical female style, this blonde babe goes for the most torturous thing she can imagine with this huge hairy BUW (big ugly woman) momma and really makes him pay for his crimes.
Some guys are so desperate to get laid that they ignore all the warning signs before plunging their cock into an inviting hole…
You’d think the barbed wire and huge sign warning of cannibal women would deter this horny fucker from sticking his dick in that hole in the fence, but as is so often the case, the need for sexual satisfaction has overwhelmed his basic male instincts for survival…that is unless he’s a severe masochist and that’s why his cock is so incredibly hard knowing just how much pain and torture he’s going to experience at this hole in the wall.
To any of you out there who have read comics in the last 50 years, a mainstay of the DC Universe was Jonn Jonnz, the Martian Manhunter. He has been in every incarnation of the Justice League of America and is now dead. Not X-Man dead…dead dead.
So in honor to a fallen hero of myth, Trashy Toons presents this Oreo sandwich for him (Oreo’s were Jonn’s favorite Earth food).
So many of these Trashy Toons cartoons remind me of “The Far Side” and “Mad Magazine”
So my question is…why the hell has no-one ever made an adult humor cartoon magazine? (and best of Hustler and best of Playboy cartoon collections doesn’t count).
Women are bitches for the most part, and when you screw them over they become vindictive malicious bitches who will go to extreme lengths to exact their revenge upon you…
This dude only has himself to blame, not only has he been off fucking some other chick when he’s got a perfectly willing blonde slut at home, but he’s also completely oblivious to the fact that his soon-to-be-ex is shoving those beans down her throat faster than he can ram his cock in her soon-to-be-exploding ass.
This is so typical of so many people nowadays…everyone is always rush rush rush and never takes the time to actually shop around, and then scam artists like this bitch get money that real pro’s could be getting.
If these guys bothered to look in the back of almost every porn magazine on the racks at the magazine store, they would have seen tons of ads for Dominatrix’s who would’ve done the same thing for them for a couple hundred bucks.
You would think that this would be a tragic birthday party for Carl where he learns to be careful what he wishes for…
Fortunately though; Carl happens to be an extreme masochist and he ended up cumming like never before when the husband beat the hell out of him, so actually he ended up getting two wishes granted.
Some guys would find this a novelty, and some would find it disconcerting…but not good ol’ Mr Joe Twitch here
Joe realizes that the best thing he can do is slap those simulated ass cheeks, spread them wide, ram it on home and fuck the bitch until she begs for more…lessons he can then apply when he graduates to real women.
Have you ever been to Mardi Gras? The carnival runs through the streets and all the pretty chicks line up to flash everyone their tits for some beads. It’s a crazy scene with flesh exposed practically everywhere and strings of beads overflowing around hot babes necks.
If you’ve ever wondered why these seemingly ordinary chicks become so eager to show off their stuff to the masses, some even flashing on film (wild!), it’s because they know how much fun they’re going to have later when they get together those strings of beads, some lube and oil and work those shapely bodies all over with their well-earned beads to explosive orgasmic bliss.
Ted and Kelly learn that while spectacular for home and garden projects, Home Depot’s sextoy department has a long ways to go.
Sometimes it’s good to mix your main course with your dessert, especially when you’re on a picnic.
This chocolate princess partakes of some huge Irish sausage before getting a creamy coating for her sweet n tasty cherry pie.
What the hell’s up with chicks? 90 years ago they got allowed to vote and have just gone haywire ever since…yet they are still bitching that they need more rights.
Well obviously affirmative action doesn’t apply for women…here these chicks play at being a company where one even has a door that says ‘Boss’…yet not a male employee among them, and I’m sure that if this is the action he got to see, that any guy would sure as hell want to be the one male to make up the male side of affirmative action for this group.
Everybody dreams about going to the Swiss Alps or the Rocky Mountains or Utah or wherever and experiencing the thrills and sights of the Majestic Peaks.
If you ask me, this snowboarder is totally into the wrong peaks for getting his thrills…I mean, hot, horny babe with mountainous boobs in hot-tub beats snowboarding any day.
Some people just dont know how to make the best out of a bad situation….
Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo…sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she’s a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.
Yknow people always worry about oooo if a place if haunted a ghost will kill you or some such bs…nah…beware the ghost goo
I figure that if there’s ghosts then there’s probably a bunch of pervo ones out there jacking off playing peeping dead-toms and I would be like wayyyy more worried about ectoplasmic-goo sliming me than being “haunted”
